Subject to change without notice.
Use only as directed.
Void where prohibited.
Some assembly required.
Proceed at your own risk.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
For office use only.
Harmful if swallowed.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Slippery when wet.
Your mileage may vary.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Don't try this at home.
Batteries not included.
Do not use if seal is broken.
Edited for television.
Packed by weight, not by volume.
Contents may settle.
Subject to FCC approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
No purchase necessary.
Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only. Do not disturb.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is coincidental.
All models over 18 years of age.
Apply only to affected area.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Smoking is dangerous to your health.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
Times approximate. Simulated picture.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only. Postage will be paid by addressee.
As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike.
Not for prime time.
Contains a substaintial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental
or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error
or failure to perform.
List each check separately by bank number.
Do not mix with alchohol.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Drop in any mailbox.
Keep away from pets and small children.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file.
At participating locations only.
Action figures sold separately.
Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line. Falling rock.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your recipt.
Add toner. Place stamp here.
Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
No pets. Not a toy.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Do not remove this tag, under penalty of law.
Use only in well-ventilated area.
Replace with same type. Approved for veterans.
Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Objects may be closer than they appear.
Use no hooks. Price does not include taxes.
No Canadian coins. No step. No smoking.
Do not stand while ride is in motion.
Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
List was current at time of printing.
No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Sample, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
All rights reserved.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before digging.
There is no warranty after expiration of the warranty period.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this
product appear for identification purposes only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Other restrictions may apply.
Beware of dog.
This supersedes all previous notices.
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